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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon visits America

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Anon visits America

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @radix@lemmy.world
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    161•1 year ago

    Wait 'til you see the child size soda.

    It’s 512 ounces, or roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      50•1 year ago

      Straight from the orphan crushing machine. Delicious

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      41•1 year ago

      512oz = 15.14L. Literally soda in a size of a child.

      • da_cow (she/her)
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        20•1 year ago

        Who The fuck is able to drink that much? That’s a fucking bucket just with soda.

        • @otacon239@lemmy.world
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          31•1 year ago

          https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU?t=33s

          • da_cow (she/her)
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            -2•1 year ago

            What the actual fuck?

            • @RunawayFixer@lemmy.world
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              32•1 year ago

              Parks and recreation is a tv show. The clip is satire. Real American soda sized are still ridiculously large, but not this exaggerated “child size”.

              • da_cow (she/her)
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                6•1 year ago

                Ah thanks.

            • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              9•1 year ago

              'Tis a SitCom.

      • @Skunk@jlai.lu
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        7•1 year ago

        Damn, 15L of coke is like 5700 calories. More than double a daily intake only in a fucking soda.

        • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          If you drink diet Coke, you could drink about 15-20 of them before you get to the lethal limit of sodium in a grown adult.

          So room to grow!

    • @7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22•1 year ago

      Soda from pnr

    • @Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17•1 year ago

      If you can’t beat’em sweetems :)

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