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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago

Anon visits America

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Anon visits America

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 6 months ago
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    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      7•6 months ago

      Explain how we are malnourished when ONE burger contains EVERY food group. You can’t.

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        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          That’s what we got flintstone gummies for bruh.

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            flintstone gummies

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones_Chewable_Vitamins

            They feature vitamins in the shapes of the Flintstones characters: Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Dino, and The Great Gazoo.

            For over twenty years, Betty was not included as one of the vitamins. However, after a grassroots campaign and the results of a Bayer telephone poll came in favor of including Betty, the character was added to the lineup in 1995, replacing the Flintstone car.

            The !fuckcars@lemmy.world people should be using Betty as their mascot.

          • JaggedRobotPubes
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            You put Fred Flinstone in your mouth? Sounds kind of gay.

            • @frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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              Putting any of the Flintstone family in your mouth makes you strong. Those guys were real Americans who picked themselves up by their bootstraps.

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