Well that will definitely bring down the price of eggs
I think the libs will be making “egg” jokes for four fucking years. I mute the words egg/eggs at Bluesky but the filters only work on posts not comments. Oh, how I wish the filters worked on comments too.
Bluesky is a trip. It’s like sitting next to a table of angry libs at a restaurant who want to be back at brunch but they’re making themselves insane by mentioning stuff like Trump or eggs every other minute.
I mean, yeah let’s break out the calipers! You see, the angloid-suburbanite brainpan has peculiar constriction points that reduce blood flow to centers of higher functioning. Particularly empathy, language, and general pro social behavioral brain regions simply have no room to grow and develop.
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I think the libs will be making “egg” jokes for four fucking years. I mute the words egg/eggs at Bluesky but the filters only work on posts not comments. Oh, how I wish the filters worked on comments too.
Yeah libs can joke about it because they can afford to hire someone to shop for them and pay out $14 for a dozen of eggs. The rest of us are fucked.
Bluesky is a trip. It’s like sitting next to a table of angry libs at a restaurant who want to be back at brunch but they’re making themselves insane by mentioning stuff like Trump or eggs every other minute.
They’re eating omelets and playing Liberal Yu-Gi-Oh! and loudly blurting out shit like, “you fool! You’ve just activated my Trump card!”
not nearly as bad as this comment
Major ‘break out the calipers’ energy
Just as racist, but much lazier. Why invent bunk science when you can just state it as fact?
I mean, yeah let’s break out the calipers! You see, the angloid-suburbanite brainpan has peculiar constriction points that reduce blood flow to centers of higher functioning. Particularly empathy, language, and general pro social behavioral brain regions simply have no room to grow and develop.