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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon gets corrected

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Anon gets corrected

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    141•5 months ago

    Dude is also genderless.

    I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes!

    • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      75•5 months ago

      I worked at a university and I heard women call each other “bro” all the time.

      • @nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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        22•5 months ago

        bruh

      • Lka1988
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        8•5 months ago

        My teenage daughters say “bruh” pretty often.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        2•5 months ago

        My gen z sister in law says bro way more than me.

      • @Sightline@lemmy.world
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        -1•5 months ago

        Almost like OP is making shit up

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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          5 months ago

          It is almost certainly made up for the sake of the joke, but I’ve absolutely met women like this.

    • chingadera
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      43•5 months ago

      Dude for me is genderless, but it’s not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

      • @EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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        24•5 months ago

        If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

        • chingadera
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          2•5 months ago

          Agreed

    • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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      25•5 months ago

      Depends on the context.

      “Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?”

      “Haha, no, that was Annie, she’s a chick, she just has short hair.”

      Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.

      • @jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de
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        -11•5 months ago

        That means it’s not gender neutral, it just means you use male as a default in most contexts.

        • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          24•5 months ago

          Its gener neutral male leaning and is context specific. Like bastard or fucker.

          • @superkret@feddit.org
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            5 months ago

            “Bastard” is what you call “male leaning” because it was used for male children born outside of marriage who therefore couldn’t inherit titles.
            It wasn’t used much for girls cause they couldn’t inherit titles anyway, so it didn’t matter.

            “Fucker” is “male leaning” cause women were historically not seen as doing the fucking. They were fucked.

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              7•5 months ago

              But pegging.

              • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                5•5 months ago

                Butt*

        • @Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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          2•5 months ago

          I feel like it’s a PhD thesis material

          • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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            2•5 months ago

            Only in the right class.

    • @I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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      9•5 months ago

      Dude is a network monitoring tool as well.

      • @smeenz@lemmy.nz
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        6•5 months ago

        Nah, that’s the dude

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          5 months ago

          No, that’s the admin of my instance, and he’s not a tool, he’s quite chill.

    • Enkrod
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      4•5 months ago

      Me? I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

    • @muzzle@lemm.ee
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      3•5 months ago

      Cunt is also genderless.

      I’m a cunt. He’s a cunt. She’s a cunt. We’re all cunts!

    • @CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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      2•5 months ago

      And The Dude abides

    • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      2•5 months ago

      but am i a dude?

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        5•5 months ago

        No.

        • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          1•5 months ago

          ö

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          1•5 months ago

          If you have to ask…

    • @blazeknave@lemmy.world
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      1•5 months ago

      I have female colleagues that have yelled at me for calling them dude.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      1•5 months ago

      Listen to this dude.

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