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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon gets corrected

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Anon gets corrected

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    64•4 months ago

    I definitely use “guy” as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as “dude” as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

    • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      51•4 months ago

      I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes!

      • @Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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        9•4 months ago

        I also follow the Less than Jake linguistic model.

      • @portuga@lemmy.world
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        2•4 months ago

        We need a new word. I suggest blob

        • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3•4 months ago

          Beware of the blob, it creeps, and leaps, and slides and glides along the floor, right through the door and all around the wall, a splotch, a blotch, be careful of the blob POP

    • @HerbSolo@lemmy.world
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      6•4 months ago

      “Ladydudes” is the way to go.

      • @Senseless@feddit.org
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        17•4 months ago

        Dudes and Dudettes

        • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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          8•4 months ago

          Ya’ll

          • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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            10•4 months ago

            If you must use a redneckism then at least put the apostrophe in the right place.

            • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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              4 months ago

              You can’t tell me what to do. (But you are still correct…)

            • @weker01@sh.itjust.works
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              3•4 months ago

              What yal’l talking 'bout?

            • y0kai
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              2•4 months ago

              apostrophes are for stupid libs

              /s

              • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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                2•4 months ago

                | ; , | ,’ '_

          • @Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works
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            3•4 months ago

            I have used y’all in a singular sense, then all of y’all in a plural sense before 🤦

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              4•4 months ago

              That’s some deep south nonsense right there.

            • @Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee
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              1•4 months ago

              All ya’ll drawl an appall.

          • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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            4 months ago

            That spelling is “ya[you] will” and I’ll brook no disagreement. As in, “ya’ll turn right at the Sunoco and go three more rights. Then it’ll be on ya left.”

            The OTS is “y’all” for “you all.”

          • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            2•4 months ago

            Yinz

      • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        15•4 months ago

        Gentlemen and gentle women.

      • psychOdelic
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        7•4 months ago

        if someone called me that, I would immediately throw up

        • @smeenz@lemmy.nz
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          11•4 months ago

          Hey, ladydude !

          • psychOdelic
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            9•4 months ago

            i was able to make it to the bathroom in time. this time…

            • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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              7•4 months ago

              Evolution

        • @lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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          4•4 months ago

          That’s on you, ladydude

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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        4•4 months ago

        Please dont ever call me ladydude, dude is fine 😅

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