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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    54•4 months ago

    When I went to school, one kid during that exercise said that his name was so-and-so, and one thing he liked to do was stick his thumb up his ass.

    He was known as “Thumbs” for the next four years, possibly longer. I actually don’t think I ever learned his name, he was just Thumbs.

    • @superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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      31•4 months ago

      I knew a kid who was caught beating his meat on a school trip, and was thereafter known as Spanky.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        3•4 months ago

        Surely older than 4th grade, puberty for boys tends to not happen until 6th or 7th grade.

        • @superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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          3•4 months ago

          Yep, it happened in 8th grade so people called him Spanky through the end of high school.

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            3•4 months ago

            Maybe today he’d be Super Meat Boy.

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      5•4 months ago

      Definitely a learning experience for that kid.

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