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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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    11•3 months ago

    Uh, xylophone doesn’t start with Z, back to kindergarten until you learn your letters.

    • I Cast Fist
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      2•3 months ago

      He can blame english phonetics. Also X being kind of a joker letter. “Why does eks make the sound zee?”

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        5•3 months ago

        The teacher clearly said “letter” though, so phonetics shouldn’t come into it. If they were named “Pete,” “Psycho Pete” would be reasonable and probably accurate.

        Also, xylophone is a noun anyway, so after they redo kindergarten, they’ll need to go back to second grade (or maybe first?) and relearn basic grammar.

        Finally, English phoenetics is an oxymoron, but I don’t think kids get into that concept until later on in school, so I’ll give you a pass for now. But everyone knows English pronunciation and spelling aren’t related and you just end up memorizing everything anyway.

    • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      1•3 months ago

      But X starts with Z, so q.e.d.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        1•3 months ago

        Can’t fault that logic.

        • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          1•3 months ago

          Skill issue

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            2•3 months ago

            Hey, you said qed, that means it’s proven.

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