monyet.cc
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon signs up for a 5k

sh.itjust.works

message-square
68
fedilink
363

Anon signs up for a 5k

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
message-square
68
fedilink
  • @Bojack411@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    205•4 months ago

    Im sure his side of the story isn’t warped to make himself seem like a saint and her a bitch. 👍

    • balderdash
      link
      fedilink
      142•4 months ago

      It’s /b, the whole thing is probably made up

      • Björn Tantau
        link
        fedilink
        49•4 months ago

        And it’s actually not a wife but a husband.

        • atro_city
          link
          fedilink
          46•4 months ago

          fake and gay, confirmed

          • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            English
            16•4 months ago

            Fake: Anon has a wife

            Gay: Anon wears tight clothes

      • @Mac@mander.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        7•4 months ago

        B- but… But what about the points???

    • Doom
      link
      fedilink
      29•4 months ago

      I just got out of a relationship and holy fuck that shit is infuriating. Everyone’s gotta side curious what happened here.

      Also are you the horse from Bojack Horseman? I’m literally watching S1E6 right now.

      • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        8•4 months ago

        What is this, a crossover episode?

    • @JasSmith@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      -29•4 months ago

      Everyone has a side but every man has dated a woman who did something just like this. More than once.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
        link
        fedilink
        English
        42•4 months ago

        Is this “every man” in the room with us right now?

        • @the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          4•4 months ago

          Lemmy’s userbase is overwhelmingly male so yeah probably

        • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
          link
          fedilink
          2•4 months ago

          I’m just one guy but I’ve experienced something similar.

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

!greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

  • 454 users / day
  • 3.06K users / week
  • 6.58K users / month
  • 16.8K users / 6 months
  • 6.19K subscribers
  • 1.41K Posts
  • 50.5K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org