InevitableSwing [none/use name]cake to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • edit-21 month ago[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1113arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]cake to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • edit-21 month agomessage-square73fedilinkfile-text
https://archive.ph/8Jw61 For what it’s worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.
minus-squareRom [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish55•edit-21 month ago Industry Americus Octavian George Torsten Savage Titan Invictus These parents weren’t stuffed in lockers enough as kids
minus-squarecrime [she/her, any]linkfedilinkEnglish44•1 month agotaking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves: Industrial Waste Octopus George, Depravian George Testicular Torsten Tetanus Infectus
minus-squareCarl [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish12•1 month ago Octopus George This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoThirsting Sewage In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA Indy/Rick Avvy/George Tor/Orry Ty/Vic
minus-squareBigBoyKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]linkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoBrass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)
minus-squarepinguinu [any]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoWait these are those funky “American” names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
minus-squareCrookedSerpent [she/her]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoI was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that’s why I turned out communist… 🤔
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These parents weren’t stuffed in lockers enough as kids
taking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves:
New Mad Max cast
This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
Thirsting Sewage
In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA
Indy/Rick
Avvy/George
Tor/Orry
Ty/Vic
Brass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)
Wait these are those funky “American” names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
I was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that’s why I turned out communist… 🤔