@irreticent@lemmy.zip to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoJeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stoptech.slashdot.orgexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down13cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldenshittification@lemmy.worldnottheonion@lemm.eehackernews@lemmy.bestiver.secars@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.world
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minus-square@Dorkyd68@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 month agoJust like how tvs, phones and computers won’t stop ads until you make full eye contact with the screen with volume up. It’s not here yet but I bet by 2030 we’ll have must watch ads
minus-squaresunzu2linkfedilink4•1 month agoPlease insert the verification can into your anus to continue your scheduled programming
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoAt that point we’re mounting mannequin heads
minus-square@Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoI’m walking off into the woods if that happens. Dying in a week can’t be worse than that.
minus-square@lemmy_at_em@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoBold of you to assume there will be any woods by then.
minus-squarePossibly linuxlinkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-21 month agoA few years ago I left Google and ads behind for more privacy and freedom. I’m not having many regrets
Just like how tvs, phones and computers won’t stop ads until you make full eye contact with the screen with volume up. It’s not here yet but I bet by 2030 we’ll have must watch ads
Please insert the verification can into your anus to continue your scheduled programming
Verification rake*
At that point we’re mounting mannequin heads
I’m walking off into the woods if that happens. Dying in a week can’t be worse than that.
Bold of you to assume there will be any woods by then.
A few years ago I left Google and ads behind for more privacy and freedom. I’m not having many regrets