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@CaptDust@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 3 months ago

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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@CaptDust@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 3 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed me, I pledged to desensitize Americans to preventable death by […]
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