@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square296fedilinkarrow-up1885arrow-down111
arrow-up1874arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.com@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 days agomessage-square296fedilink
minus-square@rtxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink33•2 days agoI’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
I’ve read a story on the forbidden website where a “database” was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I’m willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.
It’s terrifying that this is plausible.
We call it New Redis!