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@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • @turnip@lemm.ee
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    You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi’s with sdcards from the gas station?

    My allowance is 5$ a month!

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      I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

      • @JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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        Why would you do this to that poor rPi?

        • @WagyuSneakers@lemm.ee
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          Electronics get what they deserve.

    • @LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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      Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.

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