@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square295fedilinkarrow-up1877arrow-down111
arrow-up1866arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.com@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 days agomessage-square295fedilink
minus-square@eryndalor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish118•1 day ago60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
minus-square@Reddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•13 hours agoThere’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
minus-square@ameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•17 hours agoI do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
minus-square@houseofleft@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish25•23 hours agoTbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vLlinkfedilink21•21 hours agoThe IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
There’s only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
He’s attracted to them?
I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can’t open a file with a million+ lines.
Tbf we don’t know how many columns there are /s
The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there’s 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
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