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@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

Is it more or less humane?

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Is it more or less humane?

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@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • @200ok@lemmy.world
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    60•3 months ago

    What am I looking at?

    • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      99•3 months ago

      A shotgun shell loaded with Benadryl instead of buck shot (or rock salt)

      • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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        28•3 months ago

        Thanks, I thought that object was some kind of lipstick. :D

      • SharkEatingBreakfast
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        24•3 months ago

        My stupid ass thought it was a different kind of shot. Was like “wow, they over-salted that rim!”

        • @HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          4•3 months ago

          Same, dont feel stupid though. Not everyone lives somewhere that home defense is a concern.

        • @Feyr@lemmy.world
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          1•3 months ago

          deleted by creator

      • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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        11•3 months ago

        I’m really dumb when it comes to guns. Would this actually work??

        • @shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          25•3 months ago

          Yes sort of. Anything loaded in a shell like this will come out of the barrel at high velocity and could definitely penetrate skin at close range. The pills will probably turn into fine powder, so the effective range is probably like 1m?

          • @Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            3 months ago

            Based on some quick research, the difference is more than 5x.

            Bio-availability via oral dosage is 40-60% whereas as topical is less than 10%.

            Intravenous is 100% bio-availability so open wounds should help so coating buck shot with it as others have suggested should be affective. It’s also immediate, oral is 1 to 4 hours.

            • @halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world
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              20•3 months ago

              So you’re saying to load this shell second.

              • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                7•3 months ago

                … yea, in case the buckshot to the face doesn’t put them to sleep first

                • @Mini@lemm.ee
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                  3•3 months ago

                  That’s why you use rat or snake shot

              • @spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                4•3 months ago

                Depends, if the pills stay whole (or in large enough chunks) they don’t need shot to help them penetrate.

                You just gotta be extra close if you want them to go see Mr Toppum Hat an old friend.

              • @CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world
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                3•3 months ago

                Or mix in some bird shot perhaps?

        • @000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          10•3 months ago

          If they mixed ground benadryl with oil and coated birdshot inside the cartridge with the mixture it might work. Not sure if the drug would enter the bloodstream of the home intruder in a large enough quantity to cause hallucinations though

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      33•3 months ago

      Overdosing on benydryll will make you halucinate. And not the fun kind

      • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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        8•3 months ago

        DELIRIUM !!! WOOO

        I do not recommend experiencing it.

        I do recommend reading on it, so people who are curious can change that opinion themselves.

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        2•3 months ago

        Wouldn’t having a home intruder hallucinating terrifying things be worse than the alternative? In a fight or flight scenario, they may be more inclined to fight…

        • @phx@lemmy.ca
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          6•3 months ago

          Maybe their kit included a scarecrow mask from the Batman movies

          • thermal_shock
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            2•3 months ago

            Exactly what I thought lol

    • ComradeSharkfucker
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      Benny overydose will have you seeing the shadowman

    • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      12•3 months ago

      High doses of Benadryl can give you a REALLY dissociative high.

    • @sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Bang filled with boom, or a cartridge filled with benzos benadryl

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