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minus-square@milicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilink67•3 months agoNo, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.
minus-square@BeefPiano@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish35•3 months agoThe problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
minus-square@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish10•3 months agoDon’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
minus-square@derfunkatron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoDoge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
No, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.
The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.
Don’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.
Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.
Don’t forget MuskSQLTM!