• @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    63 months ago

    We’ll be sending the first live person to Venus and it will be our greatest hero, Elon Trump! We will show China what can be done when there’s a will.

      • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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        13 months ago

        It could be a surprise! We tell them they’re just going for a quick moon landing but then a little Boeing later…uhhh ahhh! They become the first two people to land on Venus. Probably less uhh and more ahhhhh!

        • @earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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          13 months ago

          Honestly, I’d volunteer to be the first person to land on Venus. I know it’s a straight up death sentence, but what a cool way to go.