@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months agoIs it more or less humane?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1391arrow-down112
arrow-up1379arrow-down1imageIs it more or less humane?lemmy.world@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareI Cast Fistlinkfedilink8•3 months ago Bedsheets do not in fact make an adequate parachute for a second story jump, btw. Learned second hand that umbrellas also don’t work well as parachutes. My cousin was the first hand victim experimenter
minus-square@theangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•edit-23 months agoDie, Mary Poppins, die! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
minus-squareYonderEpochslinkfedilink2•3 months agoI hope it at least had the good manners to do the comical “collapse up / backwards on itself” thing!
minus-squareI Cast Fistlinkfedilink3•3 months agoIt was a table height fall, roughly 1 meter, not enough for that to happen.
Learned second hand that umbrellas also don’t work well as parachutes. My cousin was the first hand
victimexperimenterDie, Mary Poppins, die! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
I hope it at least had the good manners to do the comical “collapse up / backwards on itself” thing!
It was a table height fall, roughly 1 meter, not enough for that to happen.
Lol eh, that sounds pretty hilarious