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    5625 days ago

    i don’t want to be in a country with Ohio though

    • sincerely, an American
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          925 days ago

          Hey now, Cincinnati is great. We got chili, we got King’s Island, we got a museum with dinosaurs and a lot of historical stuff too, we got Graeter’s Ice Cream, not exactly unique to Cincinnati but we have a baseball and football team that we feel very strongly about even if they don’t always meet our expectations, we got one of the best zoos and botanical gardens in the United States, while it’s not technically Ohio, we have the Newport Aquarium right across the river, we got all kinds of stuff!

          Including corn. God we love corn.

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            25 days ago

            oh, I’ve heard all about your Cincinnati “chili”

            • Denvil
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              Positive things I’m sure. If you don’t enjoy Cincinnati chili, are you even living??

              Right guys? Right??

              (We also enjoy regular chili, my company has an annual chili cookoff. Not Cincinnati chili, just regular chili)

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                  Well not really. It is kind of ground beef soup, with a lot of spices added to give it it’s signature flavor. This chili, spaghetti, and cheese is a three-way. If you add beans in the chili (or onion), then it becomes a four-way (or I guess just… chili with beans in it if you put it on anything else?). If you put BOTH beans and onions in it, then it’s a five-way.

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      925 days ago

      Easy fix: Dig an Ohio-sized hole, fill Lake Erie back up with water and call it the Gulf of Intelligence.