The Picard Maneuver to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months agoSomeone has to be the functional adultlemmy.worldimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1521arrow-down111
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minus-square@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish28•2 months agoInstructions unclear, how do I restore my mental system32?
minus-squareSmokeyDopelinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoContact machine elf technical support on the timewave-zero hotline
minus-squareKomodo RodeolinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoI might have been more inclined to recommend this before learning that the teams of Psychonauts who’ve been trying to map the DMT realm have described the Machine Elves as being sort of like adults reacting to a toddler that wanders into a University symposium on quantum physics - sort of inherently bemused by the intrusion, but also less than helpful (mocking) in accommodating the newcomer’s understanding of the undertakings or general nature of the situation.
minus-squareskulblakacakelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoOh just like talking to actual tech support then
minus-squareKomodo RodeolinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months ago“How can I live my life in such as way as to ascend to a higher level of consciousness when my mortal shell dies? What wisdom can you impart?” DMT Elves: “Hey kid, look at this.”
minus-square@milicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoYou’re on Lemmy - why are you even asking? The question is, having gained root access with drugs, do you reinstall with Mint, Arch, Nix, or The Unmentionable?
minus-square@DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months ago The Unmentionable? Bēt! Sāmek! Dālet! All hail Daemon!
minus-square@milicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoYou shall not overcome my Arch Wizard!
Instructions unclear, how do I restore my mental system32?
Contact machine elf technical support on the timewave-zero hotline
I might have been more inclined to recommend this before learning that the teams of Psychonauts who’ve been trying to map the DMT realm have described the Machine Elves as being sort of like adults reacting to a toddler that wanders into a University symposium on quantum physics - sort of inherently bemused by the intrusion, but also less than helpful (mocking) in accommodating the newcomer’s understanding of the undertakings or general nature of the situation.
Oh just like talking to actual tech support then
“How can I live my life in such as way as to ascend to a higher level of consciousness when my mortal shell dies? What wisdom can you impart?”
DMT Elves: “Hey kid, look at this.”
You’re on Lemmy - why are you even asking? The question is, having gained root access with drugs, do you reinstall with Mint, Arch, Nix, or The Unmentionable?
Bēt! Sāmek! Dālet!
All hail Daemon!
You shall not overcome my Arch Wizard!