• @ngwoo@lemmy.world
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      473 months ago

      Human ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.

        • SkaveRat
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          163 months ago

          Why don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know

        • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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          63 months ago

          Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session.

          Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.

    • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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      43 months ago

      They could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.