@BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1589arrow-down17
arrow-up1582arrow-down1external-linkTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.org@BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-square@SplashJackson@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish43•3 months agoWould having his bare ass spanked have made it easier to find him?
minus-square@ngwoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish47•3 months agoHuman ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
minus-squareSkaveRatcakelinkfedilinkEnglish16•3 months agoWhy don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
minus-square@jagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish6•3 months agoPlease report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session. Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
minus-square@Wilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish4•3 months agoThey could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.
minus-square@iamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoThat’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass
Would having his bare ass spanked have made it easier to find him?
Human ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
There’s one now?? 😳
Why don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
Ok, but this better be for Science!
Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session.
Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
They could do an ass line up to actually identify him if they has a suspect.
That’s how the the dj for kneecap got unmasked, not the spanking but his bare ass