• FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    914 days ago

    “We see (other parents) bring guns into the school all the time, just to drop kids off,” he told NBC News on Tuesday. “I mean, you know, just coming and dropping the kids off and walking back out, like, for three seconds. They park in the front, drop the kid off, walk them in and walk right back out.”

    I know a cop wife who dropped her revolver out of her pocket when she went to pick up her dog’s poop. White Americans are deranged

    • we’ve all been there, just taking the air, casually, but always ready to tactically deploy ourselves as a combat element with maximum kinetic response to enemy action.

      the price of freedom in god’s militia is the readiness to set condition zero at every breath and blow a hole the size of a potato in anyone with a direct line of sight.

    • Sleepless One
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      214 days ago

      I know a bootlicker who’s friends with a cop. He went to a cop party to celebrate a new hog being inducted to the pack. While they were there and very drunk, they all wanted to see the new hog’s service weapon. The hog, eager to comply, whipped it out but dropped it on the floor while doing so. Fortunately, it didn’t go off.