@huppakee@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoAI Priest Fired by Catholic Group After Pitching Gatorade Baptisms - Decryptdecrypt.coexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11file-text
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoNow I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.
minus-square@brax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoJesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
minus-square@kautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months ago“What if we just baptized the babies in water?” “Water? Like from the toilet?”
Now I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.
Jesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
“What if we just baptized the babies in water?”
“Water? Like from the toilet?”