• FuglyDuck
    English
    47•3 months ago

    fun fact… killing jesus was always god’s plan. god set adam and eve up in the garden specifically so he could LARP as a Nice Guy™. In fact, not killing jesus would have condemned humanity to eternal suffering, and therefore would have been sin. Not that anyone had a choice, because it’s all part of god’s plan, right, and god’s plan always comes to fruition.

    If you believe in that sort of thing.

      • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldEnglish
        31•3 months ago

        The Abrahamic god is literally a war god. It evolved from El and Yahweh, members of the pantheon of the polytheistic Canaanite religion. El is the father of all gods and Yahweh is a weather and war god. So yeah no wonder that the Abrahamic god does crazy evil shit. Like killing all first born sons.

      • FuglyDuck
        English
        8•3 months ago

        Fortunately; if god is real he got bored with this particular video game and moved onto some thing more exciting.

        • @futatorius@lemm.eeEnglish
          4•3 months ago

          Yep, we’re living in God’s ant farm and he’s a bored toddler. And one day he’ll show up with a magnifying glass and have a laugh.

          • DerpgonEnglish
            4•3 months ago

            As long as Trump sizzles out before I do, I will be a happy man.

            • FuglyDuck
              English
              4•3 months ago

              Dude looks like he’s a few hamberders away from croaking. but i’ve been saying that for a year or two now.

              • DerpgonEnglish
                1•3 months ago

                If life taught me anything, there is always room for dessert, and an extra hambie.

      • @brax@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        5•3 months ago

        Doesn’t the Bible go on and on about how the devil is the great deceiver? Seems accurate considering how many people think God was the good guy.

      • @futatorius@lemm.eeEnglish
        1•3 months ago

        My belief is that, if there ever was a god, he looked at the world he created and died of Christian pity.

      • @thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
        14•3 months ago

        you say that now but when the (checks current feelings are still, oh good) flames of (checks notebook on latest revisions, hahah stupid assholes) HELL are kissing your feet while a succubus sits on your face and… ok brb this is fuckin hot…