🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 days agoAnon is a fightersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square202fedilinkarrow-up1593arrow-down118
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minus-square@Etterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglish33•11 days agoI’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
minus-square@_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink22•11 days agoYeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
minus-square@baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish9•11 days agoyou just fight a really slow gorilla instead
minus-square@RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink4•11 days agoA gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose. I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.
I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
you just fight a really slow gorilla instead
A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose.
I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.