• @Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    91 month ago

    Orangutans have entered the chat. Their only natural weapons are the long guns they’re packing. Lean machine all folded up in a big skin sack. Plenty of humans could bench an adult orangutan, zero humans are winning that fight.

    That being said they’re basically just a half step down the neurology ladder and 2 steps up the jungle ladder, so it makes sense that they would outclass us.

    • Vimes picked himself up off the greasy cobbles and stared at the Librarian.
      He was experiencing something which had come as a shock to many people,
      usually in much more unpleasant circumstances such as a brawl started in the Mended Drum when the ape wanted a bit of peace and quiet to enjoy a reflective pint, which was this:
      the Librarian might look like a stuffed rubber sack, but what it was stuffed with was muscle.