We’ve been engaged for a while, we’ve looked at various rings, we’ve discussed all sorts of things and sent each other pictures of stuff
She liked this one, and when I sent other options, she was diplomatically disinterested in them
In seven weeks, we’re going to be in a beautiful part of the world, somewhere peaceful and with spectacular natural beauty, and I’m going to wait until we’re alone, find a reason to be behind her for a second, get down on one knee and wait for her to turn around
We’re both going to cry and laugh and hug and totally lose our minds!
I’m so happy!
Why is this NSFW? I came here expecting to at the very least see a pierced nipple. OP, YOU OWE ME A NIPPLE!!
Also, congratulations and I hope for a happy and prosperous marriage!
I think it’s because my profile is basically NSFW at its finest
I retired the nipple piercings in 2009!
Here you go though
I hate you! Lol
#becarefulwhatyouwishfor
I certainly hope that I got the vibe and didn’t overstep!
Boy did you call it! 😅
I’m glad you have a sense of humour about it all!
While I’m not all that down for dick pics, I did not fully think through my comment and, as provided, was hoisted by my own petard! Also, it was objectively funny and sometimes, damn it, you just need to laugh at yourself a little! Beats crying into a bowl of Ramen noodles!
You’re a good sport
I hope you have all the happiness in life, and enjoy the most beautiful sunrises
You too, dude, and again good luck with your proposal and marriage!
P.S. Bouncy obstacle courses are a huge hit with reception goers!!
Mwah! 😘
You got the upgrade from a nipple
I don’t think I have a single photo of my nipple piercings, even though I had them for eight years!