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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon indulges

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Anon indulges

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • don
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    106•1 month ago

    Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

    Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      1 month ago

      Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke

      • SeekPie
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        7•1 month ago

        Probably upside down to feel the vein.

    • Sparky
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      26•1 month ago

      Anon was there for the cock vein

      • Ginny [they/she]
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        13•1 month ago

        I will never look at a snickers or mars bar the same way again.

    • @DrownedRats@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      Also, that photo clearly has a “candy warehouse” watermark. If the story was true, that would be a costco watermark.

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        5•1 month ago

        For the record, I thought you were hilarious.

    • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      -11•1 month ago

      Can we please stop this anti-gay sentiment?

      • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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        17•1 month ago

        Someone doesn’t understand fake and gay

        • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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          -1•1 month ago

          And of course no explanation.

          • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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            7•1 month ago

            https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fake_and_gay

            Let me google that for you

            • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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              0•1 month ago

              And what i’m saying is that gay in there implies gay = uncool and that’s not cool.

              • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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                4•1 month ago

                If you are this easily offended I would strongly advise you to just block the 4chan and greentext communities. They use much worse terminology on occasion.

              • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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                2•1 month ago

                It’s probably one of the few times calling something gay means it’s literally homosexual

          • @x00z@lemmy.world
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            -1•1 month ago

            gay

      • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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        4•1 month ago

        These references are a celebration of diversity, read the room

        • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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          0•1 month ago

          These references are a celebration of diversity

          Wha, how?

          read the room

          I’m not good at that.

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