I have seen the quoted take unironically upvoted here on Hexbear

  • cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]English
    16•3 days ago

    The “go outside and touch grass with friends and family on new years instead of being on hexbear” struggle session we had a few years ago really sucked

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]English
      5•2 days ago

      I’ve always understood the grass to be allegorical, but i’m not a hexbear literalist, i do have a lot of photos of myself touching grass ironically tho