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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 23 days ago

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 23 days ago
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WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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    10•23 days ago

    poster should just put Onion: [headline text] in the title

    and it’s two clicks because i load into a thread i wasn’t going to click on if i knew it was fake

    • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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      23 days ago

      Damn two clicks?!?!

      The whinging you’ve done in this thread is enough work to sift through around 250 onion articles!

      Adding “Onion:” to the headline is 6 clicks. You’re asking me to do triple your work??!

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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        8•23 days ago

        the poster does it once, everybody comes by on the site has to do it individually, that’s way more total work just for you to be a lazy asshole.

        • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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          2•23 days ago

          The only lazy people are those who cannot read articles

          • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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            9•23 days ago

            i would have not clicked into the thread if it said onion on it

            PIGPOOPBALLS

      • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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        1•22 days ago

        Removed by mod

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