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    Teleport man teleports into the middle of the Battlefield.
    “Guys, just chill for a second - we really don’t need to do this in the middle of a packed city. Hang tight, I’m gonna take us elsewhere…”
    Teleports behind Darkseid, touches his leg and teleports him to the Moon. Teleports instantly back, and teleports Superman there too. Both Superman and Darkseid have barely had time to register their surroundings.
    “You’re welcome.”
    Teleports away.