@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • edit-223 days agoAnon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)lemmy.mlimagemessage-square228fedilinkarrow-up1953arrow-down118
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minus-square@RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish38•24 days agoNeed to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)
minus-square@Signtist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish36•24 days agoExperiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!
Need to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)
Experiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!
Add coffee for an even more enjoyable shit
Dang, I should try these things out.
(joking)