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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 17 days ago

You unimaginative ass lamps

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You unimaginative ass lamps

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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 17 days ago
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  • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    31•17 days ago

    Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

    A Yukon hairdryer.

    A Baltimore oilcan.

    A Moscow boot lace.

    A Nairobi ice cream cone.

    • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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      15•17 days ago

      A Saskatchewan can opener

      The ol’ Miami snowshoe

      I think you’re on to something…

      • Track_ShovelOP
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        4•17 days ago

        I’m howling at all of these

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•17 days ago

          The Albuquerque Track Shovel

    • @slothrop@lemmy.ca
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      7•17 days ago

      Cleveland steamer.

      • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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        6•17 days ago

        Pfui!

        That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

    • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      5•17 days ago

      A Moscow boot lace.

      Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

      • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        4•17 days ago

        Latter but while naked so first as well.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        3•17 days ago

        Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      5•17 days ago

      What’s a “Rusty Venture”?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        17 days ago

        That’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          3•17 days ago

          In my country, we call that Wednesday.

    • @dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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      4•17 days ago

      Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

    • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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      2•17 days ago

      San Diego thank you

    • @Mac@mander.xyz
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      1•17 days ago

      Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

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