Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 17 days agoYou unimaginative ass lampsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down112
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minus-square@Dagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish31•17 days agoAlso, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object. A Yukon hairdryer. A Baltimore oilcan. A Moscow boot lace. A Nairobi ice cream cone.
minus-square@Apeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish15•17 days agoA Saskatchewan can opener The ol’ Miami snowshoe I think you’re on to something…
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish1•17 days agoThe Albuquerque Track Shovel
minus-square@Dagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•17 days agoPfui! That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
minus-square@dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•17 days ago A Moscow boot lace. Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
minus-square@Jankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agoLatter but while naked so first as well.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkfedilinkEnglish3•17 days agoBoth. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-217 days agoThat’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.
minus-square@dfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agoDon’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
minus-square@Mac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish1•17 days agoReminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol’ Miami snowshoe
I think you’re on to something…
I’m howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
What’s a “Rusty Venture”?
That’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
San Diego thank you
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.