I do not apologize for the heart attack the title may or may not have induced

    • @tomi000@lemmy.world
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      93 days ago

      If ur as lost as me when first reading it:

      His wife hands him a fathers day card (from someone else), but hes not a father yet. He thinks she is pregnant and it scares him. His wife wrote the card as if its from the cat.

      • This, but in case you didn’t know, there’s quite a few commercially made “Happy (whatever)day From The Cat/Dog/Pets” cards out there. She probably found it while looking for a card for her own dad. Whether she was pranking him or just thought it’d be cute depends on her personality.

        • @tomi000@lemmy.world
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          22 days ago

          there’s quite a few commercially made “Happy (whatever)day From The Cat/Dog/Pets” cards out there.

          Seems a little silly, I havent seen those here in Germany.

          • Actually they often are intentionally silly:

            “Happy birthday from the cat! I put a dead mouse on your pillow and a hairball in your shoe! Have a day full of fun surprises!”

            “Merry Christmas from the dog! I was going to bring you some mistletoe but I accidentally ate it. So I barfed it up on the carpet. Might eat it again later.”