@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agoNo looky for you!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down17
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1imageNo looky for you!sh.itjust.works@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square135fedilink
minus-squareLord Wigglelinkfedilink60•1 month agoNot true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
minus-square@ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilink26•1 month agoThey’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”. If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
minus-square@bitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoImmigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
minus-squareLord Wigglelinkfedilink4•1 month agoBut they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
Not true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!
Even worse! They’re all nude!
They have big dicks though
And they glow in the dark!
But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.