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minus-square@just_another_person@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish57•17 days agoRemember when everybody was making “smart” toasters and fridges and shit with cameras or WiFi for absolutely no reason. This is that all over again. Nobody needs “AI” in their water kettles, dryers, or dildos.
minus-square@InternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agoBut if I don’t have a toilet AI how will I remember what I had to eat the other day for less than $4.99/mo?
minus-square@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•16 days ago“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”
minus-square@isekaihero@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 days agoIDK connecting a electronic masturbation device to a chatbot so it can robotically tell you how its raping you and you deserve it because you’re a worthless human is kinda hot.
minus-square@humorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 days agoAnd combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.
minus-square@anus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglish-3•16 days agoThis is a pretty good take imo Like AI, IoT is an important and lasting technology But too many businesses and products jumped on a misguided bandwagon to pull stupid uniformed VC money
Remember when everybody was making “smart” toasters and fridges and shit with cameras or WiFi for absolutely no reason.
This is that all over again.
Nobody needs “AI” in their water kettles, dryers, or dildos.
Dildo-as-a-Service
But if I don’t have a toilet AI how will I remember what I had to eat the other day for less than $4.99/mo?
“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”
IDK connecting a electronic masturbation device to a chatbot so it can robotically tell you how its raping you and you deserve it because you’re a worthless human is kinda hot.
And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.
This is a pretty good take imo
Like AI, IoT is an important and lasting technology
But too many businesses and products jumped on a misguided bandwagon to pull stupid uniformed VC money