• @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        15 days ago

        For ignorant people like me

        Yaw
        The value of the angle between the tip of an erect penis and its neighboring testicles squared. When determining the adjusted penis size (or T.M.I.) one must use the following equation: (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw)

        • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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          215 days ago

          How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.