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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 days ago

How do you like your eggs?

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How do you like your eggs?

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 days ago
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  • @entwine413@lemm.ee
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    Gross

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      15•3 days ago

      i like to make 2 opposite-side holes on the shell and suck it

      • SwizzleStick
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        8•3 days ago

        Taking notes…

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          2•3 days ago

          This guy really sucks eggs!

    • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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      12•3 days ago

      Virtually all food is gross if you think too hard about it.

      • Kühlschrank
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        2•3 days ago

        Apples?

        • @Flames5123@sh.itjust.works
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          9•3 days ago

          Could have a worm in it.

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            13•3 days ago

            Or worse: Half a worm.

        • @xwolpertinger@lemmy.world
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          1•3 days ago

          Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

          Don’t trust them.

          • Kühlschrank
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            1•3 days ago

            Huh that is pretty gross

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      3 days ago

      You’re gross! 😝

    • Lvxferre [he/him]
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      4•3 days ago

      Ja, groß. It’s fucking great. (Sub the toast with polenta for me.)

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