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Tony Bark to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 17 days ago

Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs

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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs

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Tony Bark to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 17 days ago
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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs — The Shovel
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In what has been described as a “pure coincidence”, nineteen year-old Barron Trump has been diagnosed with a debilitating bone spur on the same day his Dad started a new war in the Middle East.
  • Sibbo
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    66•17 days ago

    Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

    • @Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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      I’m getting a bit of a different vibe

      • @DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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        6•16 days ago

        Nepo baby Sociopath?

      • Lady Butterfly she/her
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        3•16 days ago

        Yep he really is dangerous. I’ve no proof it’s just my gut instinct.

        • @BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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          2•16 days ago

          is it because hes like 8 ft tall?

    • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      6•16 days ago

      His dad’s an Eastern European basketball player, he can’t help it.

    • @DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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      5•16 days ago

      some people watch movies or play games, and come to the conclusion that the Fascists, Eugenicists, and Sociopaths like the Galactic Empire, The Death Eaters and the guys in Stalhems were actually cool…

    • @Likwidkat@lemmy.world
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      He looks like this little bitch to me https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs

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