I mean really rated — with honesty, detail… maybe even a bit of teasing. Not everyone can handle it. Can you?👀

    • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3•18 days ago

      Don’t know. It’s not like you dress up your dick. Can’t change the shape or size of it. They aren’t Apache Chief or Mystique.

    • Morenita🌼OP
      2•17 days ago

      Well… if the review leaves you breathless and craving a retake, I’d say that’s quite the upside, don’t you think? 😉

      • @zxqwas@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4•16 days ago

        All dicks look like sad sausages stacked on top of a bag of chicken skin. I’m straight so what do I know, I’m not exactly a cock connoisseur.

        If you were to be brutally honest do you find some of them look like well polished works of art?

        • Morenita🌼OP
          3•16 days ago

          Some do stand out, some could hang at the museum… but I’ve stopped giving away reviews for free. A little mystery keeps things interesting, don’t you think? 🖤