Morenita🌼 to Ask Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.comEnglish • 18 days agoHave you ever been 🍆 rated? Honestly… could you handle a brutally honest review?NSFWmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareHave you ever been 🍆 rated? Honestly… could you handle a brutally honest review?NSFWMorenita🌼 to Ask Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.comEnglish • 18 days agomessage-square41fedilinkfile-text
I mean really rated — with honesty, detail… maybe even a bit of teasing. Not everyone can handle it. Can you?👀
minus-square@zxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agoWhat’s the upside to getting a brutally honest review?
minus-square@Alexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•17 days agoDon’t know. It’s not like you dress up your dick. Can’t change the shape or size of it. They aren’t Apache Chief or Mystique.
minus-squareMorenita🌼OPlinkfedilink2•16 days agoWell… if the review leaves you breathless and craving a retake, I’d say that’s quite the upside, don’t you think? 😉
minus-square@zxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•16 days agoAll dicks look like sad sausages stacked on top of a bag of chicken skin. I’m straight so what do I know, I’m not exactly a cock connoisseur. If you were to be brutally honest do you find some of them look like well polished works of art?
minus-squareMorenita🌼OPlinkfedilink3•16 days agoSome do stand out, some could hang at the museum… but I’ve stopped giving away reviews for free. A little mystery keeps things interesting, don’t you think? 🖤
What’s the upside to getting a brutally honest review?
Don’t know. It’s not like you dress up your dick. Can’t change the shape or size of it. They aren’t Apache Chief or Mystique.
Well… if the review leaves you breathless and craving a retake, I’d say that’s quite the upside, don’t you think? 😉
All dicks look like sad sausages stacked on top of a bag of chicken skin. I’m straight so what do I know, I’m not exactly a cock connoisseur.
If you were to be brutally honest do you find some of them look like well polished works of art?
Some do stand out, some could hang at the museum… but I’ve stopped giving away reviews for free. A little mystery keeps things interesting, don’t you think? 🖤