Is Fox news unironically the best place to learn about your new favorite social dem?

  • FuglyDuckEnglish
    11•18 days ago

    Hmmm.

    So… baby baskets to newborns is about SIDS and keeping them alive. No Cost Childcare is about keeping them alive and well, too.

    So… about them kids?

    • FistingEnthusiastEnglish
      3•18 days ago

      Nah,

      They’re happier when they’re being shot en masse in schools

      Then they can wave their little compensators around screaming about how they’re the real victims because people want to take their firearms away

      • FuglyDuckEnglish
        1•18 days ago

        we should normalize lego collections as dick compensation devices.

        legos never hurt anybody. Well. Not seriously, and really, you shouldn’t leave your legos out to be stepped on…

        (edit. er. maybe we normalize k’nex. I don’t want to look like I’m compensating with my lego collection. or my erector set)