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@Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

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I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

@Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de
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    73•2 years ago

    So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.

    “Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years

    • @Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.worldOP
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      50•2 years ago

      I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

      #knowyourmeme

      • @5redie8@sh.itjust.works
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        17•2 years ago

        It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

      • @Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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        7•2 years ago

        I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.

        A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

        • @Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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          2•2 years ago

          Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.

      • @Risk@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???

        • @kemal007@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)

      • @bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de
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        1•2 years ago

        … I mean… I did 🤷

      • @doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        I was there.

      • @Hiccup@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        -1•2 years ago

        I couldn’t help myself🤷‍♂️

    • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      “Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”

      • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        9•2 years ago

        The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.

        • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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          7•2 years ago

          Not gonna lie I’m feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.

          • @15liam20@lemmy.world
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            10•2 years ago

            And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.

            • @Abbadon420@lemmy.world
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              4•2 years ago

              You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

            • @essteeyou@lemmy.world
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              4•2 years ago

              I was expecting shittymorph.

              • @darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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                4•2 years ago

                It was a shitty shittymorph.

            • @Abbadon420@lemmy.world
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              3•2 years ago

              You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

            • @Abbadon420@lemmy.world
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              3•2 years ago

              You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

            • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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              1•2 years ago

              Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?

          • @igetzerobread@lemm.ee
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            5•2 years ago

            let me enjoy my july 1st sign up

          • @omgarm@feddit.nl
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            3•2 years ago

            I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that’s fine since who gives a shit.

          • cod
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            1•2 years ago

            I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔

      • @SMT42@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        Luckily it preceded the beans

      • Fredselfish
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        1•2 years ago

        Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.

      • @15liam20@lemmy.world
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        0•2 years ago

        “Which is now on day 225”

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      10•2 years ago

      So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…

    • @moosh@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!

    • @axexrx@reddthat.com
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      2 years ago

      Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’

    • @SoLongSealion@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!

    • Wugmeister
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      I’ve been here since the beans.

    • @doppelgangmember@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Bean gang

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