I more read it implying that the barbarian was ridiculously hung, and the mere sight of it is enough to do damage. So not a dick, but his dick in particular. Which feels on brand for a barb.
Sure, but if the wizard were a woman, the joke wouldn’t work, because no one would expect her eyes to bleed and she wouldn’t “need therapy” simply from seeing a dick. Those parts only “work” because it’s a dude seeing another dudes dick, and that part feels sus
If the dick’s too big, I bet even women would be traumatised at the sight. Also, getting mental damage from being forced to look at dicks happens in real life, as well. That’s why indecent exposure and unsolicited dick pics are a no no.
I more read it implying that the barbarian was ridiculously hung, and the mere sight of it is enough to do damage. So not a dick, but his dick in particular. Which feels on brand for a barb.
Yeah, the theme is that you can never see your (platonic) friend again without also recalling his glorious megacock.
Sure, but if the wizard were a woman, the joke wouldn’t work, because no one would expect her eyes to bleed and she wouldn’t “need therapy” simply from seeing a dick. Those parts only “work” because it’s a dude seeing another dudes dick, and that part feels sus
If the dick’s too big, I bet even women would be traumatised at the sight. Also, getting mental damage from being forced to look at dicks happens in real life, as well. That’s why indecent exposure and unsolicited dick pics are a no no.