- cross-posted to:
- offbeat@lemmy.ca
- cross-posted to:
- offbeat@lemmy.ca
“The report states that witnesses inside the house saw Williams pour gasoline from a soda bottle onto clothes and the floor of the laundry room. Williams then lit Takis tortilla chips on fire and tossed them into the laundry room.”
What a stupid, clickbait headline. The chips had almost nothing to do with the fire.
“Nixa women blows up fighter jet with a spicy tortilla chip… She glued it to an anti-aircraft missile”
That’s what I’m saying! Like, take it easy already, DEA. I had almost nothing to do with that alleged “massive drugs ring”. So what if you say you have a “mountain of evidence”, you don’t see Mt. Everest bragging.
Headline isn’t really clickbait. The police really did state that.