NegativeNull to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-211 days agoMexican Coke Invasion imminent!!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down14file-text
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Edit: article: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish8•11 days agoReuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
minus-square@Archer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 days agoOnion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.
minus-square@huppakee@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 days agoIf that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.
Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
Onion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.
If that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.