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How else are you supposed to make sure your hired lady friend isn’t swiping your wallet while you shower?
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  You were suppose to pay her to leave before taking a shower. Having your wallet stolen in on you.
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    How are you supposed to watch her shower first? You’re paying for the time, but you wouldn’t want to, uh, come after someone else.
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  Or poop lol must maintain eye contact

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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