And the Lord spake, saying, '‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
That must be from a Christian homeschooling textbook
It’s really difficult to calculate circumference when the earth is flat.
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Sorry, I was home schooled. I can only count to three, but I can quote the Bible cover to cover… so that’s a skill.
π ✟ π = 10
The bible says π is 3, so they wouldn’t get it this wrong.
Unexpected Monty Python
So the answer is Jesus. Y’know, because “he’s the answer to everything?”
So happy to be atheist now …