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@TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That

www.theonion.com

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‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That

www.theonion.com

@TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped civilians still lie in the balance. Meanwhile, statements from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu suggest retaliation…

Theonion.com

  • @Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    315•2 years ago

    God I love the onion

    • @dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee
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      74•2 years ago

      Right. This was so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Not just a cheap laugh.

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        69•2 years ago

        Crikey… did you see this one?

        • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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          14•2 years ago

          Blacker rhan the void humor.

          • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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            16•2 years ago

            This one is pretty savage too.

            These are some of the hardest onion articles I’ve read.

        • @deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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          one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him.

          Jesus wept.

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            Jesus wept.

            Nahh… if Jesus was here, he’d take a holy flamethrower to this shit. Israel wouldn’t be first on the list (that would be the Roman Catholic Church), but it would be up there.

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      OMG, the signatures at the end. Lol!

      • SanguinePar
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        What’s the story with the signatures? Feel like I’m OOTL on that.

        Great piece though.

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          I think they signed with wrong names to not get attacked. I can only read Ted Kaczynski.

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          14•2 years ago

          There’s the Unibomber for one.

        • @charles@lemmy.world
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          9•2 years ago

          One is Hockey Hall of Famer Joe Sakic (#19)

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