• @bstix@feddit.dk
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    991 year ago

    And then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people.

    God: “I can only save some of you!”

    People: “How many?”

    God: “Twelve…”

    People: “Twelve?!? But there are many more of us”

    God: “Times 12…”

    People: “144?!? But there are still many more!”

    God:“… thousand.”

    People “Oh lord, I’m one of those 144000, right?”

    God: “Of course you are my dear”.

    Other people:“…but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?”

    God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"