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Facelikeapotato to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

We don't deserve librarians

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We don't deserve librarians

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Facelikeapotato to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Blue and Orange
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    71•2 years ago

    Random little anecdote: A kid at my school got suspended for 2 weeks for calling the school librarian hot. This happened years ago and it was a big scandal lmao

    • @deus@lemmy.world
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      56•2 years ago

      Two weeks for that sounds excessive. Imagine if they said that the librarian was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, that kid would be in prison to this day.

      • lol3droflxp
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        37•2 years ago

        Suspension at all is a bit over the top for some dumb thing a kid said. Maybe have them write an essay about why it’s not something you’d say to people.

    • Aniki 🌱🌿
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      42•2 years ago

      Is she tho?

      • Blue and Orange
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        33•2 years ago

        This was like 15 years ago but yeah she was cute!

        • @Claidheamh@slrpnk.net
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          32•2 years ago

          Straight to jail!

          • Blue and Orange
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            7•2 years ago

            Does the jail have a library??

          • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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            4•2 years ago

            And if you fail to compliment her appearance at all?

            • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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              5•2 years ago

              Straight to jail

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                • @lud@lemm.ee
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                  8•2 years ago

                  Believe it or not, jail right away!

                  • @ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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                    3•2 years ago

                    What is this, Nazi Germany?

      • @Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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        17•2 years ago

        Obviously, she was a librarian

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      2 years ago

      Rosa: Wow, she is good at shushing.
      Jake: I know. She’s like a librarian.
      Rosa: You mean like a sexy librarian?
      Jake: No, a regular one!

    • @smort@lemmy.world
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      14•2 years ago

      In 2nd grade in the 80s, I got suspended for three days for flicking raisins

      • @slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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        9•2 years ago

        That is excessive, ridiculously so. But, like, did you want to get ants because that is how you get ants.

    • @mateomaui@reddthat.com
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      6•2 years ago

      Van Halen weeps

    • Chris
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      3•2 years ago

      Kids at my school thought I had a crush on the librarian’s daughter who helped out there sometimes. I denied it, but actually I probably did.

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